So yeah….it’s been a while.  In my defense, I haven’t posted because I have found Jesus and have been devoting a lot of time to serving him. Okay, maybe not Jesus exactly. Netfix. I found Netflix. Which is sort of like finding Jesus, no? It is if you consider their stock price. Har. Har.

Besides me binging on OITNB, House of Cards and Scandal here’s what you’ve missed.

I got hitched.

Vegas Style.

Elvis and all.

Which of these three is incapable of making the Elvis hand signals. Regadless of how many times she was shown.

Surrounded by some of the most amazing women I know.

With a kick-ass party at Surrender.

It’s a good thing that Jules and I won’t be having any children as I spent their college tuition on table service.

Preceded by a small and tasteful bachelorette party.

Class all the way.

Heeeyyyyy drunkie. (I have not idea where the hat and tie came from. Nor why it looks like I have a small penis for a finger.)

We honeymooned in Italy in May.

I can sum it up by saying that if carbs were 40s Europe , we’d be Germany.

But the best part of what’s been going on since last year is this sweet girl.

Sontina “Sonny”

She’s the love of our lives.

( I’ll post more about the the rescue organization we got her from a bit later this week. They do incredible work and we so lucky to have found them.)

Good to be back peeps!!

Categories: Rants and Raves

Tags: Elvis, Honeymoon, Sonny, Sorrento, Vegas